Kumquat-Lock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LL - Portal Fun SE]

Lol, Tiny Tim! :P

Funny song, and you're very good at making portals and beams and other cool looking things. I think the Flash was lagging a little but even so, my only suggestion is that you speed the shit up. By that, I don't mean frame rate, but I mean you should speed up the actions and jokes. For example, if you were to watch an early episode of the Simpsons or Family Guy, the jokes are too slow and over done. Now you can watch an episode and notice that the humor keeps hitting you, joke after joke. The story should be faster paced to keep the audience interested. Aside from that, I thought this was an excellent Flash, good work, you keep owning people in those contests you! :D

MasterLock responds:

Everyone tells me my flashes are too slow. :C

[The Clocktone Genius]

Hey!

Why don't you get off your ass and make your own .FLA's? Oh yeah that's right, yours are just plain and simple shapes with poor gradients, sorry.

RupeeClock responds:

Dude, this was made back in November, I do use my own FLA's now, I will do in my Clockday 06 flash and I will do from that point forward as well.

You like what, actually expect me to draw EVERY SINGLE GRAPHIC at the end?!

At least I'm not a reject from the Clock Crew like you are, I'm so fucking confused, do you like this movie or not?

[Tails and his GBA]

Hmm...

4/5... Lol you cheater!

RupeeClock responds:

Actually, I was just lucky to get 3.75 at so at the time, and it gradually went up with more people watching it.

[|Psycho II - Act One|]

This is your best?

Well, I checked out your page of submissions and this was the highest scoring one... I'm usually rather generous when I leave a review so I gave you a ten for the graphics, (they were decent I suppose.) Only a six for the style, (the blood you shape tweened or whatever it was you did looked retarded and I mostly didn't make sense of it, random images of fog or something?) Six for sound, (just some repetitive audio clips of horror and an irritating groan when you click "play.") Eight for violence, (you had some violence.) I gave you two for interactivity, (it's a movie anyway.) Zero for humor, (wasn't funny, and don't say you were not trying to be funny because I wouldn't take a cheesy horror film with Clocks ever so seriously.) Overall, eight, (I'm a nice guy.) To be honest, I don't think this deserves a 3.4, (or whatever it was.) You must have received plenty of fives from the other Clocks!

[Tails and his GBA 2]

I love these!

Just like the game! Metroid I mean :) I love you Rupee! You're the one that kind of gave me a nice warm welcome into the CC... Do you really think I'm a dumbass though? :(

RupeeClock responds:

I'll put it simply, you get round up too easily like I used to.

You're still welcome, you weren't permabanned, soon as the ban is over, just be sure not to stupidly insult the members above you.

[LL-Cat's Birthday]

Lol...

I liked your style in this one, but I think the art was better in one of your more earlier submissions, "LL - Art Unappreciation." I think the characters were more visually appealing with outlines around them... The animation however, looked very smooth and I like how you made Water, flow... It was kind of funny, but I believe that I've seen you do better... I liked the crab at the end though, XD. One question, do you ever get tired of Flash? You have the most submissions I've ever seen!

Wonchop responds:

Heh, it's always fun to play around. I made the art style lineless for this one cos I could easily do it at college (where I have no tablet) and give me more time to make the movie.

[Tails and his GBA 3]

So funny I blasted crap out of my anus!

This was so fucking funny! It was literature, best by you!

RupeeClock responds:

Indeed!

[iwp makes ANOTHER movie]

Yeah... So tired of IWP!

So yeah, like this one time... I got to watch her on her webcam! OMG! I despise of those animations! Clock Crew is the way to go... You have a very good way of portraying satire by the way, keep it up!

~WashClock

RupeeClock responds:

You're welcome!

[LL - Art Unappreciation]

Heh heh...

Nice Lock movie! It was so origanal! "As soon as we can find a term for someone who faps to orc porn," That is so funny! Where in your mind, could you possibly think of something like that! Oh and I guess this review makes it 200? I'm definitly voting you a fifen! Hey, I hope you don't mind Clocks? Because I was thinking of joining the Lock Legion... I might do it. Anyway, nice! Also, no offence, but you need to get a life; you have like a million Flash submissions on Newgrounds! heh heh. But whatever, I would do it if I could, and by the way; your artwork on computers is fantastic! And you seem to commit to actually doing full fbf in your animations unlike some who do too many motion tweens... Have you ever thought about getting a career in computer animation? You should definitly consider it! It would be cool; just finish watching some really well animated cartoon and then I see your name roll down in the credits, lol. And, good job responding to all those reviews!

Wonchop responds:

I thought this movie was all tweens <_<

[My Name Is Kyle]

Damn It!

It's one of those movies that you look at and think; "This is so not funny." But eventually you get to that one point, your cheeks puff up full of air, your eyes get squinty, and you just can't help but to break out and start laughing no matter how hard you try not to, lol! "My name is not not Kyle," heh heh.

P.S; I'm glad you took the time to watch my crap movie, and so generous of you to put it in your favorites, Thx!

~WashClock (Finally, heh heh.)

RupeeClock responds:

Haha, nice.